i have to go to work!?
I want to puke
That blonde chick: I don’t date sociology majors.
Rob Pattinson w/ an American accent: Well, I’m undecided.
That blonde chick: Undecided about what?
Rob Pattinson w/ an American accent: Everything
Dear student loans,
THIS IS NOT MY LIFE, YA DIG?
Sincerely,
Rachael C. Hodder
Damn. Have I posted this song yet? Tightrope feat. Big Boi by Janelle Monae.
All I wanna do is move my body and shake my hair like I’m in Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights and I know I’m going home with that hot Cuban man, and I mean, so what if he lives in a sorta sketch part of town? He’s dreamy and as long as I get outta there before the coup, I’ll be okay.
Basically, what I’m saying is this song is dope (this song makes me want to use the word dope).
I like Kate Nash.
But I wonder if she has ever gotten the guy? Her songs are sort of anthemic for that girl who loves from afar or girl who is always the best friend and never the girlfriend. I don’t have a collection of her music, but are any of the songs like “We’re together and it’s awesomeamazingfeelssogood and we’re still together at the end of the song”?
Just a thought. Nonetheless, I like this song. Do wah doo by Kate Nash.
(via drinkyourjuice)
Back in high school, I created a screenname on AIM called misscleospeaking and I would IM my friends and tell them their futures and they never knew it was me.
Weird seeing my friends from college in like, adult situations
-as teachers
-in committed, non-crazy relationships
-wearing sweaters to the bar
-purchasing things like furniture
-eventually affixing JD or Ph.D to their names
Like, you once carried a dildo in your hoodie pouch to the cafeteria and now you’re studying to be a lawyer and you are in a happy relationship and appear, overall, to be a pretty well-adjusted adult.
Or, you once (several times) had loud shower sex in our dorm shower and now you are going to be a psychiatrist.
Or, I once watched someone try to use Garden Fresh salsa to make you puke up the gallons of beer your consumed and now you teach Econ.
Or, you once peed on your bathroom floor and then passed out in it and now you have a job that gave you a Blackberry and you live with your bf.
